Hello you fart knocker!

Salutations and greetings, you freakish little stalkers you.

I suppose to be on the internet I am obligated to give you guys a midget sized biography of myself. I am a lady and you will address me as such.

I am a lady of brutal honesty and yes my mouth gets me in to enough trouble as it is so don't provoke me.

I am eighteen years old and so I am a still a baby in this freakishly short life span that we humans have. I live in the single most amazing city in the states, New york city.

More information? Chat me up ;D